The following is a brief passage from a Victorian novel I'm processing, with the plan to have it published in time for this year's Victober (along with a few others). I found it amusing, shorn of context:
The physician drew a long breath through his teeth, and tapped the lid of the snuff-box with his knuckles.
"Well, Mr. Churchill," said he deliberately, "we are, ahem!—debilitated—considerably debilitated. We evince an absence of that vis anima which is so desirable in youth—our pulse is intermittent—our nerves are unstrung—we... in short, we are not absolutely ill; but—but we are by no means absolutely well."
"And the remedy, sir?" suggested my father, impatiently. "The remedy?"
"Tonics; port wine; change of air; amusement."